There’s a few things Scott ‘The Sart God’ Schuman would like you to know. 1 – He doesn’t like Tavi’s steez. 2 – only his girlfriend is doing anything interesting online right now. 3 – he’s got paper stacks bigger than you (especially you, Tavi). 4 – magazines are dead (and not just because none of them can afford to hire him anymore) and 5 – he gets money, money he gets. Read the interview for yourself over at The Talks.