The only reason for this post is so we can quote Coming to America. After all, ‘what is this, velvet?’ Yes. Yes it is. This blazer’s so slick it’d be offensive to wear with anything other than your finest pair of shoes. We’re also aware that Moschino aren’t the trendiest brand to name drop at the moment – especially if you’re part of the sprezz set. If anyone asks where this is from, just say it’s a Cuccinelli one off. And mention that you were into him before all these blogs started featuring him, just to really throw them off the scent. Farfetch has it.