Japanese products like these Moving Blankets from Puebco lay a whimsical quest at our feet. In this case, not only did extensive Google Translate use seem to confirm that this large and austere blanket was indeed inspired by the blankets U-Haul tries to sell you when you rent a truck, it also delivered us this amazing bit of translated meta-ness: “Something is empty or book owl.”
You are damn right something is empty or book owl, plus we have a handful of picnics and camping trips yet to execute before the summer fades, and a blanket like this would be a perfect canvas for such activities. Also, it comes with its own storage bag. Book owl approves.