As far as band merchandise goes, this Slayer Jumper is rivaled in weirdness only by the Bob Dylan teddy bear that was for sale on his website a couple years back (these days, a laptop bag is as bonkers as things get in Zimmermantown). Ebay might be your only shot at landing the sold-out jumper at this point, but really, who can put a price on a sweater bearing skulls, pentagrams and lots of bold black and red.
The fact that it is being marketed as a Christmas sweater adds a layer of irony to something made for layering. Want more? Slayer also presents a blanket for all your satanic picnicking needs.