These aren’t shoes (not unless you’re the kind of person who calls trainers/sneakers shoes) but they’re footwear and we wear trainers as much as we wear shoes round here. Fujiwara’s not involved in these although you can scribble his name on the sole to try and fool onlookers. We’re not saying it’ll work but you can try. (End)

It’s easy to forget that Kurt Geiger have been collaborating with Tricker’s for seasons now – that happens when a brand is particularly promiscuous. But they are and the shoes continue to surprise in the best way possible. These derbies are a little fashun but they’re the clean and simple side of fashion that even mens style aficionados can get behind. (Kurt Geiger)

Okay, a wholecut isn’t exactly kerrazy fashun, but we’re easing our way there. This time we’re looking at these Crockett & Jones wholecuts with some punching on the toe. If we had to be fussy we’d say that we prefer it without the brogue detail but, that aside, it’s hard to fault this shoe. And if you do you probably hate puppies too. And you don’t want to be known as a puppy hater do you? (Edwards)

Recently someone said that we should never talk about mens dress shoes again (people take negative opinions about their favourite shoe very seriously). So we listened to their thoughts, took them onboard and thought ‘hey, why don’t we do an entire morning dedicated to shoes? They’ll love that!’ We’ll be the first to admit it, posting Alfred Sargent shoes is practically cheating. But hey, start here and then we can swiftly move from here into our comfort zone of kerrazy fashun shoes. This one’s a new style from the AS Exclusive range named after a character from Neighbours*.

See Teddy P and the gang perform their hit in some of the most amazing tracksuits in the history of tracksuits.